Part 161: Chrom B
It's fightin' time, Chrom!Very well. But on one condition...
Condition? It's not like you to ask for a handicap...
Nothing of the sort, Vaike. It's just that... Well, Lissa was pretty upset after our last duel. Poor girl was crying her eyes out. She said we were taking our sparring much too seriously. She made me promise to go easy and fight safe so neither of us gets hurt.
har har har! Yeah, that last clash was a real doozy. Good times, good times... But, uh, listen, Chrom. You're gonna have to explain this "fight safe" concept to me.
I've been pondering that myself. Perhaps we could decide the winner...with a coin flip?
Good gods, no! I don't want lady luck pickin' the winner. Not between us, anyway.
...Hey, I got it! What say you and me have a good old-fashioned cooking contest?! You make something, I make something, and we'll see who comes out on top.
Er, well, I suppose... Though I was seldom allowed in the castle kitchens growing up...
Ah, you're right. Cookin' against royalty'd be like spearin' fish in a barrel. If I can't beat ya with honor, I got no interest in beatin' ya.
Hold on now! ...I didn't say no. I've roasted my share of campfire boar and have heard no complaints...
Har har! Then a cook-off it is! Get ready to taste my victory!